Blonde Jokes:2

[polkadotz]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

[mikki]

lol funny

[fatteach78]

whats up with u and blonde jokes are u even a blonde? some can be kinda crule like the one about smart blondes and UFO's!!!! so u need to stop meenie!!! oooooooooooooooo

[DreamerChick]

i think these blonde jokes are hilarious, and i'm a blonde so whatever, stop tellin people what to do, gawd and i thought i was  rude and bossy

[princessofdarkness]

i have one

There are these two blonde girls in Land Rover driving through the countryside

they look over a hedge and there is a blonde girl sitting in a boat trying to row through a ploughed field

the blonde driving says to the other blonde "urgh its blondes like tht tht give us a bad name" to which the other replied

"I know if i could swim i would give her a slap"

[playboy20]

lol 

[lilp00hbri3]

im not a blonde but i think blonde jokes are funny. mi best friend is a blonde and when i tell her blonde jokes she doesnt mind

[jemjem02]

most blondes dont think theyre offensive, i'm naturally blonde and i think theyre hilarious lol

[bikini_rocker]

ima blonde!!!!!!!!!!! like bleach blonde...so thats not nice.

[bobogirl]

guys....i know ya'll think it's offencive but jokes are just stupid stories to make people laugh...ok?so don't get mad!?

[sexytia]

omg so funny

[TaylorSwift101]

$@%# OFF $@%#

[jemjem02]

calm down

[pinkyoli]

your so mean i am a blond you dommie

[ddrfreak411]

.... WOW. That's all I'm going to say to all the people offended by this. By the way, I'm blonde, but ya know, I find blonde jokes personally funny. Read Breaking Dawn for good ones lol