this 1 is quite common where i live
ur mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus she yells"get back here u twinkie!!!!"
here are sum more
ur mama is so ugly when she walked into the ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
ur mama is so stupid when barbie said " hi its barbie" she started talking to her(i no that 1 isnt that funny)
ur mama is so fat that she can keep u in her belly folds to keep u warm(ewwwy no thanks 4 meee)
ur mama is so famous that every1's come backs are 'your mom' these days(well at least they are where i live)
ur mama is so fat that not even the dinosaurs could eat her
message me on what cha think
